Don't just sit there

It's been a few months since CTodd began selling clothing on spreadshirt, with a portion of the proceeds going to the MSPCA.

So how many of you cheap fucks have gotten off your ass and actually bought one? What's the matter, too busy watching CTodd's low rent music videos, or adjusting your $500 Zero Gravity brakes? I think it's time you took the plunge and got out the plastic. In fact, buy more than one. They make great gifts. How about putting a picture of you wearing one on that pathetic blog of yours? He has long sleeve styles for 'cross season, so no excuses.

Yes, I know you really need your handmade French tubular cross tires, your 300 gallons of jet fuel trips to hear some string concerto, your Iphone, your overpriced coach who insists that you need to hire a professional to do the job right but then does his own web page instead of hiring someone who knows what the fuck they're doing, your five powertapp wheels with carbon rims, your gold-plated Norwegian boiler, and of course that new carbon fork to replace the one that you cut too short, but make room in the fucking budget for some chic Bike Racer CTodd clothing. This goes for you rump ticklers down on Long Island too. Thanks for reading.