Sunday, December 31, 2006

Lucky Break



Yesterday, after wasting the morning making nodcast3 and surfing the web, I hurried out on the mountain bike to get in a quick ride as the snow began to fall. About a mile from the house, I headed down the trail that goes into the town forest. Less than a minute later, I cut across the trail to hop a small root (there you go heywood) and suddenly found out just how quickly you crash when your fork ends snap and the front wheel falls off. I heard the unmistakeable "twang" of breaking metal, and fell straight into the ground, taking the handlebars right up in the ribs under my left armpit. WTF? I picked up the bike, surveyed the situation, and realized what had just happened.

I picked up the dropouts, hung the front wheel onto what was left of the fork, and walked my new unicycle home. Along the way, the snow turned to sleet, and then to rain. As I trudged along, at first I thought to myself "this just ain't my day." About a quarter mile from the house, a samaratin came along in a pickup truck with North Carolina plates, and seeing my plight, offered me a ride. I told the guy no thanks, I may as well walk the rest of the way to get a bit of exercise.

When I got home, I dumped the broken bike up onto the storage rack, realized that I'd only ridden for about five minutes, and so I grabbed the cross bike and headed back out. Rolling down the street on the way to the cross field, I discovered my ribs, back, and shoulder were not feeling too good. When I tried to do some fast efforts around the field, my whole side hurt from breathing hard. Still though, glad to be out, I kept riding laps around the field in the rain. What the hell. Along the way I started thinking about how much worse this little incident could have been. I was only going around ten miles an hour when I "ate the root" and crashed onto the pine needles. My ribs took a hit, but other than that I was fine. Considering this was catastrophic failure of the front end of the bike, this could have been WAY worse. I shudder to think about the possibilities.

Truth be told, I should have seen this coming. Both dropouts do not snap simultaneously. It just wouldn't happen. About two weeks ago, I noticed my front brakes were always rubbing. I didn't think much of it, attributing the issue to stiction in the cables, which had always been cut too long, and weak return springs in the tired old V-brakes. In hindsight, obviously one dropout has been cracked for a while. I'm really glad the other one didn't decide to let go on some 40 mph banzai trip down Mountain Road, on some boneyard singletrack, or out on the road in traffic. Maybe this really was my day. Thanks for reading.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Nodcast 3 - Post number 200!



That's right folks, 200 posts on solobreak. Thanks for your inspiration. Here is yet another nodcast to commemorate the occasion. Still having audio problems with static from the cheap microphone, and having five computers running in the same room with fans blaring probably doesn't help. After this I think we'll go back to writing and keep the nodcasts to once a week or so to save the world's bandwidth. Hope you enjoy, please keep the comments flowing, and thanks for reading/watching.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Which way to Roswell?



I'm only kidding. In real life, Mandy is actually really hot. But now that I have your attention, if you're working this week, check out this post of on John Hirsch's blog. That's all for now.

nodcast2



The first nodcast was a partial success. Yesterday it got over 100 views, and that was after filtering out my work and home domains, as well as those of my closest associates. These are being created as avis with an obsolete codec, but google video is converting them to swf files, so they should play in any browser with a Flash/Shockwave plugin. I'm not sure why some of you are having trouble. You can also try going to the Google video player download and installing it, and then try accessing the file directly from google video at this link.

My training this week has not gone so great. Sunday we did our "long" run, but since I skipped my tempo run last week, the two were combined and we kept it to 9.6 miles while trying to maintain the target pace for a change. It ended up being 7:40 miles, and my average HR was 154, right in the middle of zone 4. This isn't too far off of the target pace set on my FIRST training plan, but at this point the target half-marathon pace of 6:57/mile that this plan derives from my 10K PR of 40:26 seems totally unrealistic.

Monday and Tuesday were workout free. Wednesday I headed to the high school track with six 800 meter repeats on tap. It was cold and windy, and I didn't even get close to my target of 2:57. I was only making it around in 3:12-3:15, and I cut it short after five efforts. I may have been closer to my goal pace than I thought at first, because my Timex GPS was actually sensitive enough to record the laps I did in the second lane as .53 miles, as opposed to the one effort I stayed on the inside, which came to .48 miles and was my quickest at 3:08. Funny how running a longer distance results in a slower time... This is a pretty crappy track and the inside lane is a little chewed up behind the football benches and in the turns, which is why I ran in the longer second lane.

This morning will be a tempo run. I've been off the bike this week, save for twenty minutes on the trainer last night. Since Blue Hills is closed to mountain bikes from Jan 1 to April 15, I might head over there tomorrow for the last legal blast of the season. Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Test of the Emergency Nodcast System



Let me know if this plays and how it looks.

I feel good



James must have been a Milton fan, because he's got a Swingline, although it's not the red one.

Sorry about not delivering on the nodcast over Christmas. I was too busy with work, but now that suckfest is finally over. I made a test nodcast this morning, but it's 18 MB and so I have to do some testing from the client side, as well as check on my bandwidth quota to see if this POS is going to be viable. I'll try to come up with some real content later. I know it's a slow week on the blog scene. Most of you only post from work, and where I'm at 35% of the staff is out this week, so I guess that explains it. For the one or two of you who are starved for content, come back later for an extended boredom session. Thanks for reading.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Ho - liday Spirit



Why Yankee Swaps are not such a good idea...


Woo-hoo, the holidays! Truth be known, I'm one of the millions who suffer from a touch of holiday depression. I'm an extremely lucky person, but many of those close to me live very troubled lives and the holidays bring us together and I share their despair more than usual. Despair is something you may not understand. Most of us have known poverty in some form or another. Some people think that running out of their parent's money and living off Ramen noodles back when they were living in a college dorm means they know what it's like to be poor. Well, that sort of thing might teach you a little about poverty, but it teaches you nothing about despair. Temporary poverty is nothing, it just means doing without for a while. Despair is much different; despair is a loss of hope. At the holidays, it is very easy to give someone money, temporarily relieving their poverty, but it is much more difficult to give them hope and relieve them of despair. Those of you who can relate to this know what it really means to be one of the downtrodden. For the rest of you, I hope you can understand without ever experiencing it.

This year, I even have something extra to be depressed about -- I'm on call for 24 hours Christmas Day! Yeah baby. Maybe it won't be so bad. Do me a favor and stay safe this holiday. No emergency room patients = no emergency room software problems = peace on my little place on Earth on Christmas.

We're also wrapping up 2006 this week. The shortest day passed yesterday. While the Rockies are buried in powder, El Nino seems to be bringing the northeast more mild weather. I'm hoping it continues. This week we are deep in the off season. Here is my training tip: push your mind ahead six months from today. You're in the heart of the racing season (well, maybe, if you're a bike racer anyway. If not, you can still follow along). What will you be wishing that you did back in December? Maybe it is unsticking that seatpost, like RyanK. Going over that entire cross bike and lubing it up might be a good idea. You don't want to be like me last year the night before D2R2 with a chain that looks like a '52 Studebaker rusting in the field. There's training and preparation stuff you could be doing. Maybe you'll be suffering from back pain on long rides and you'll be wishing you'd done some weight work or yoga back during winter. Or maybe you'll be totally burned out on riding and wishing you'd taken some time off the bike. The possiblities are only limited by your situation. You will end up wherever you go, and your journey is already underway. Ok, I'll leave you alone now...

Keep smiling. If you need help, this week thesuperficial.com was especially hilarious, at least for me. Comment number 53 was one of my favorites. For everyone who is lucky enough to be away from the friggin' LCD this week, have a great holiday and I'll miss your blogging nonsense. Try not to make God kill too many kittens. Me, I'll be confined to quarters with my oncall, so stayed tuned for an extremely low-tech solobreak "nodcast" sure to put you to sleep. I've only got the world's crappiest webcam, so it will be a shitty windows only .avi, but it's not the quality of the gift, it's the thought that counts. Thanks for reading!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Another one just for Gewilli

As advocate for the downtrodden, I need to help a brother out in his time of need. (I wonder if he bakes bread? Then it would be his time of knead). Maybe I should have left up the "take it lightly and keep smiling" so he wouldn't forget.

Anyway, I can't believe you haven't commented on this one yet. I'm almost ashamed to admit that not only did I see Sabbath live, I remember the date, August 3rd, 1975, at the Providence Civic Center. We had seats in the nosebleed section (row T, for top), and Kiss was the warmup band, and that was the full pyrotechnics tour during which they recorded the Alive album. Needless to say, Ozzy and Sabbath were a little stiff and underwhelming after that. But somehow they've endured... Thanks for reading mofo!

My friend _______ was blogger of the month...

...at Pussyfelt Middle School. Is that the kind of positive reinforcement you need? How about "Solobreak Tests Positive for Happy Drugs!" Positively uplifting. Everyone gets an "A" for participation, as well as a star on their forehead. We can't do anything to hurt their fragile young egos or otherwise endanger their self-esteem. Even if they flunked Interpretive Sarcasm 101. Thanks for reading.

What evil old monster demons do on their lunch hour

Man I guess I'm old and out of touch. Amongst all the gloom and doom of off season blogs spreading their good word of depression, I had an idea for a post. I was going to do "GeWilli's Top Ten Training Songs." Or something like that. I was thinking of "No Woman, No Cry" and Tears for Fears and stuff like that. Of course, I can't think of ten off the top of my head, so I put "cry lyrics" into google. I get Mandy Moore and Faith Hill and James Blunt. Who are these people? The only two artists I knew in the first fifty hits were Guns n Roses and Johnny Cash, and both were songs that I'm not familiar with. I give up. Too out of touch. Too old. Thanks for reading.

Monday, December 18, 2006

This could be...

...one of my better entries, but then again, maybe not, as time is flying by this morning and I'd really like to get to work on time for a change. Let's try a little tempo blogging, shall we? The first theme for today is post-purchase product research. I've got a habit for buying things on impulse, then once the dollars are already spent, digging up some info and finding out more about what I should have bought, or more appropriately, trying to justify the uninformed purchase I made in order to feel good about it.

The first occurrence of this that I can recall was way back when I decided to start cycling. I'd ridden a lot as a twelve year old on my trusty LaPierre (that's right, the same LaPierre that supplied bikes to FDJ for the Tour last year). At age 23, gaining a bit of weight from gym workouts and deciding I needed an aerobic outlet, getting a bike was the logical choice. Without any research, I bought a $169 Motobecane Nomade. Why a Motobecane? Because my high school business teacher used to commute the twenty miles each way from Cambridge to Easton on one. Yes, that's right, even though my career in high school was the worst two years of my life, I took business class. After all, it was the voke. They taught us stuff like how to do our taxes, because we were supposed to be out in the real world fixing cars and plumbing toilets the day after graduation (a day that never came for me...). Speaking of which, if you like reading IRS forms, check this out, especially if you gave any money to the Tyler Hamilton Foundation. Maybe the CPA's in the audience can tell me I'm wrong, but it looks like this organization raised about $400,000 in the name of MS research, paid $85,000 to the director of the foundation (what fucking CEO makes 20% of the total take? How can I get this job?) and spent the rest on "event expenses" thus donating a grand sum of $0 to any actual MS cause. The fine print looks like they justify their existence by claiming to somehow promote the MS cause through their events and therefore provide some kind of boost to the legitimate MS fundraising efforts of others. Alrighty then...

Where were we? Oh yeah, so I bought my Motobecane, started riding, bought some cycling magazines, found out what a piece of shit it was, got a real bike the next year, started racing, and here we are. The buy now, research later pattern continued over the next few decades, with computers, cameras and other stuff like that. So what did I buy this time? Nothing. No purchase, but now that I've started run training, and been at it for a few weeks, I'm interested enough to start looking around and reading about it. This time I did do a little checking around before stepping up my program, and found the FIRST plan that I'm sort of following. This weekend I started looking around some more, and found several good articles on coolrunning.com, including one that chronicles a runner's preparation for a marathon using a three day per week training plan. Of course, with millions of runners out in the wild, this plan I found is nothing new and it and others like it have been discussed and debated by many in the running community. If I'd done more than ten minutes research I might have known this already.

The guy was a lot more experienced than I am, but his findings were still similar. Most notably, he says how the pace specified for the long runs is pretty damn fast, more of a long tempo run actually. So far, I have still not been able to hold it. This week we worked our way up to 11.2 miles in 1:30, an 8:08 average, same as last week. This is over 20 seconds/mile slower than my target. It's not so bad though, as we were doing much better until we encountered a monster hill that climbed over 300 feet in 3/4 mile. Yeah, that's right, a 10% grade. It sucked and that mile took 9:45. You can read all about it over on KL's blog. So, right now I'm thinking that the program's target half mary pace of 20 seconds/mile slower than my 10K best might be a bit too aggressive. There are several other training plans on coolrunning.com, and all of them show example runners with far higher weekly mileage than I've ever run going for target paces much slower than mine. With my lengthy cycling background, I'm a special case. Can you say that? Special. Sure you can. I've still got a few months.

OK, we're out of time. Congratulations to all the mofos who raced CX Nationals this weekend. That course must have been cool without the snow from last year. I'm sure it was a real power course, which means you had to be really fit, ideally peaking for this weekend in order to do well -- a good reason why I wasn't there. I did do a ride on Saturday, covering an astounding 20 miles in just 1:55 (WTF?), but that's a story for another morning. Thanks for reading.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Whoever said...

...that the only bad press was no press was not a member of Team BOB this week. good.fucking.grief...

Good luck to the Cronoman and my other mates who are brave enough to race in cross nats this weekend. I just checked my old training logs. I met Stevens twenty years ago this month at the old BRC cross training series. This weekend marks the sixth time the 'nats have visited New England since that time. This will be the first time I'm not attending, yet I've only raced it twice. Even that is a stretch, because in '95 I only last 3/4 lap before leaving the course injured. Last year I got lapped in the 45+ and only ended up completing four laps in the snow. Not much of a record.

After this it's all over. Don't let the end of the weekend travel be a let down. Regroup, rest, recover, reflect, and look forward. Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The first sign on pain



Actually, those were not Joe's exact words, but basically his caution was to be careful of injury when running, and don't push it when trouble develops. Good advice. That's one of the great things about the three day per week plan. When something starts to tweak or twinge, you get an extra day to see how it feels. In fact, since even numbers-challenged geniuses like Gewilli can calculate that seven minus three equals four, we can see that on the three day per week plan, we get two consecutive "off" days each and every week. Very handy.

When I first started upping the mileage on my bike, all sorts of aches and pains reared their ugly heads. Ancients and Honorables like Il Bruce will recall the days of non-floating pedals, nail on cleats, and wooden soled Duegis. The cycling rags and training books of the day (this was pre-internet for everyone except a handful of geeks at Berkeley and MIT) had their sportsmed type advice for cyclists, and I diagnosed myself with every malady known to medicine, from chrondomalacia to tendinitis and much more. Well, maybe I left off "dislocated patella." Think Meg's picture was gross? Try throwing that one into a google image search.

Anyway, of course I was wrong. Other than a lifetime's worth of abused cartilage, I had no real problem other than too much mileage too soon. I survived to train another day. Fast forward twenty years, and here I am ramping up my running mileage. Same situation, new little aches and pains, stuff I never had while cycling. The extra day between runs is a great way to evaluate these issues. Of course you'll be sore when you train hard, but after a day or two it shouldn't be so bad.

The three day approach works great for cycling too, especially in the winter. The first "program" I ever got from one of my informal coaches was the one hard day, one long day, and one fast day per week program of mandatory workouts. Everything else was optional. This is very similar to the FIRST running program, and it works. The three day program allows you a lot of flexibility too. You can always make up a missed workout on the weekend. This only leave one freakin' day during the week that you must find time for a workout. Hell, even if you bag out on a day, you can still make up 66% of your planned training on the weekend. Anyone can follow this!

Yesterday, I snuck out for a late lunch about an hour before it got dark. Rather than try to do "speedwork" on the horse track, I decided to substitute hills. I ran over to Houghton's Pond and did the short, steep paved hill in the woods. Then I ran back down and crossed the road in front of the State Police stables. Hill number two was the gravel fireroad that leads over toward Big Blue. Originally I planned to turn around at the crest and go back, but halfway up I realized I had enough daylight to try the access road. Passing two whitetails, I forged on. The trail comes out on the access road about a quarter of the way up. Just as I came out to the road, a guy on a mountain bike slogged by. I started running up the climb behind him. He wasn't going too fast and I stayed about twenty feet back, close enough to see the "Saturn of Dayton" jersey poking out the bottom of his jacket. I think I've seen this guy at Wompatuck before.

Running up the hill was not as hard as I expected. At the switchback, the rider caught a glimpse of me and started picking it up to avoid the embarrassment of being passed by a runner. I kept going until I got to where the ski slope joins the road, then turned onto the grass and tried to run down. Later I'd find from my spiffy new Timex GPS Ironman that I'd covered .6 miles on the 10% grade at a 9:44 pace. Not too shabby. I'll have to try a top to bottom sometime to see how it compares to my bike times. I think I could run a mid eight. Running down the ski slope was much slower. This was a mistake. It sucked. I traversed and stutterstepped my way to the bottom, then took the perimeter trail that leads around the front of the hill back to work. This was OK at first, but then it turns into a rocky hiking trail and I had to walk a few sections. I made it back to work 48 minutes after leaving, and the GPS said I covered 5.45 miles. So that is good to know; I can run Blue Hill on my lunch hour.

Today is telecommuting day, and it wasn't raining this morning, so I went over to Borderland on my MTB. I was tired so I rode pretty slow. Once again I tried the "new" Bob's trail, which is nice twisty single track, should be "cleanable" but so far not for me. There is a long, narrow, plank bridge that I keep wigging on. There are also a few stonewalls that I can clean in one direction, but not the other. All in all though, this is a cool little trail and lots of fun. Today I also saw two whitetailed does, but this time I didn't just see them, I got close enough to smell them, a first for me. Huh-huh, I finally sniffed some white tail. I was rolling along quietly and I guess they didn't know I was coming because they practically ran right into me, not leaving the trail until I was about fifteen feet from them.

That made for a great morning and an easy hour on the bike before sitting down to work. My right knee had been a touch sore, probably from bouncing down the ski slope, but the ride did me well and all is good right now. See how nicely that worked out? Thanks for reading.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Not a runner

I probably never will be either. I'm just someone who runs. Using the FIRST training program has identified my main weakness as a lack of running endurance. The training paces in this program are calculated from your best times in a 5K and/or a 10K. The half-marathon training plan calls for a planned half-marathon pace (PHMP) of your 10K race pace plus twenty seconds per mile. For me this comes out to just under 7 minutes/mile, based on my last two 10K race finishes at 40:26 and 40:27. The program then specifies you add 20-30 seconds/mile to your PHMP for most of your weekly "long" runs. At this stage of the program, this would have me running 9-10 miles at a pace of 7:30 or better. Herein lies the problem.

Sunday's 9.7 mile run was the longest I've ever done in my life. In fact, until three weeks ago, I'd only run more than eight miles or so in a session just a couple of times, ever. I'm thinking whoever wrote these programs kind of assumed anyone running decent 10K times probably had a few more running miles in their legs than I do. Because my cardiovascular performance and endurance has been trained by years of bike racing, that part is easy for me, and I can suck up the leg pain for a short race and put in an OK time. My running legs just don't have the muscualar endurance to keep it up for an hour and a half, not yet anyway.

The good news is that endurance is the easiest thing to train, at least in cycling. If you can put the time in without getting injured, your endurance will improve. Endurance is very trainable. Almost anybody can complete a 100 mile bike ride, even people who are very young, very old, very fat, or whatever. Very few people can ride a 53 minute 40K, ride a 1:16 kilo or a 5:00 4000m pursuit, or run a 29 minute 5 miler. Not everyone will be able to do these things, no matter how hard they train. Getting fast is a lot tougher than building endurance. Hopefully, the same holds true for running. I may not get much faster, but I think so long as I can avoid injury, building endurance should be pretty simple.

Therefore, my job over the next few months shouldn't be too hard. So long as we don't have persistent snow cover, I should be able to get the weekly long runs prescribed by the FIRST program and improve my running endurance. So far so good. My recovery is improving. Yesterday's 9.7 miles on the trails took me 1:19, an 8:08 pace. Twenty to thirty seconds/mile slower than my target, but this was in the woods, so I don't think that was too bad. My tempo runs and speedwork sessions have been pretty much on target with what the program specifies. I'm taking advice from this article on the MAPP pages and mixing in hill runs in place of track sessions some of the time.

What's this have to do with not "being a runner?" The three day per week approach. Pure runners train five to seven days a week, sometimes more than once a day. I'm not sure why. I guess that when you're an athlete it's natural to get obsessed and keep training. But I'm really worried about getting injured. This is one of the reasons I've never taken running this seriously before. I have always viewed running as a casual winter pursuit to keep a few pounds off. Both of my knees have already had cartilage removed, and so I'd like to keep what I have left. I think the three day a week program with cross training on the alternate days is the key. The long run is really the only place where I'm stepping it up. Credit the blogs of the multi-sporters for my inspiration. A lot of these people put in very respectable running times, and from what I see avoid injury despite training schedules that border on being excessive. I think running requires too much recovery to be undertaken every day, at least for me. Mixing it up works, and I can afford to take a hit on my cycling performance this time of year because I am not competing.

Not everyone has the physical durability to withstand the training the elite athletes perform. Regardless of what your sport is, train smart. This means different things to different athletes. You can judge what it means to you. Keep those training blogs coming. Thanks for reading.

Friday, December 8, 2006

Off Season

Not much to report. Still waiting for the official press release and announcement of our new Team BOB sponsorship. The proofs of the new kit came the other day, and it looks like I might need to buy some green shoe covers in order to avoid a major fashion faux pas, as the kit clashes with my red/blue Rocket 7's. There was also a bit in the local news about the Montreal-Boston stage race this summer, but I am still not sure if this event is going to be big like Georgia or California, or something smaller. I guess I could find out, but I'm lazy. Anyone know?

We are in the darkest period of the year. The United States Navy has a cool little web tool which can generate sunrise and twilight tables for any location. Everyone knows that December 21 is the shortest daylight, but did you know the earliest sunset is already upon us? At least it is here in Boston. In another week, all of you who train in the afternoon will start to pick up a minute or two of daylight each day. You'll have already gained nine minutes by the time the latest sunrise rolls around at the beginning of January, and the daylight finally starts to lengthen at both ends. So while meteorological winter is just beginning, astrological winter is already almost at the turnaround cone (that's a TT reference Zoo). See, I am not only kind and nurturing, I brighten your day like a ray of winter sunshine.

Gotta run now. Tempo session on tap, but I'm keeping it shortish, as Guinness was on tap last night with Pilldog, Super Sammy, and the indomitable Paullywog. Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Well I'll be damned

After only posting my one line Batten Kill note because I felt guilty about having nothing at all, boy was I surprised to finally get some more comments. I can't figure you fuckers out... Not much to report today either. I bought some new technology (don't get too excited, because while I might have Boulder taste, I've got a Brockton budget. I'll do a write up after I get a chance to work with this stuff a bit.

Too fucking cold out there for me. Gewilli, Feltslave, and Zoo can say what they will about how much they love riding in this shit, but it's not for me. Not anymore. The wisdom that has come with the years has taught me to plan my off season, and save my fortitude for the early spring when I'm really going to need it. There are enough JNC's (that's January National Champions Zoo) already, you don't need me. I'm savoring the time away from the bike confident that I'll ramp up and build to a higher peak than all you "dedicated" young fools, and once again be stomping your sorry asses next summer. Thanks for reading.

Monday, December 4, 2006

Yet another boring training report

Today we're back to the mundane; you can't please all of the people all of the time. The November wrap up got overlooked, but there wasn't too much there, 15 hours or so on two wheels, bringing the annual up to 344, and another five or six running, which makes this year's total so far up to roughly double 2005's 25 hours. I'm taking a break from the bike right now, and did not touch one this weekend.

Saturday morning I headed over to the Hurtin for Certain Striders running club's H0-HO-HO 5K in nearby Norwood. I didn't see any hoes, but my man Pilldog, a Norwood resident, made a cameo appearance, his first race since his glory days on the track team back at Grosse Point High School in Michigan. There was a smallish field of 135 runners who took on the out and back course run over residential streets with a few shallow grades. I warmed up for about ten minutes, and when the gun went off I again made the rookie mistake of going out too hard. I probably used to be better off when I didn't warm up, because that caused me to pace myself. I stayed just behind the running club, real runner types, but I felt like I was suffering early on. My HR was only 166, so I stuck to my pace, but really it just hadn't had time to come up yet.

When I heard the first mile split of 5:43, my fears were confirmed, because there was no way I could hang on. I stayed with one guy for the entire race, but a half dozen others came past at various places. Even though my average HR from the one mile mark onward was a near-my-max 173, my time slipped to 6:10 for mile two, then 6:33 for mile 3. That last tenth must have been a real disaster (either that or long) because it took me 52 seconds (8:40 pace) for an official finish time of 19:21. I didn't leave much out there thought. The Pilldog trudged in about seven minutes later, after a 6:42 first mile left the untrained youngster in his own purgatory. He'll be back though!

Sunday KL and I ran from home over to Borderland for a big loop on the main trail. Coming back through the town forest brought the total to 9.3 miles in 1:19, for a pace of 8:32/mile. I was hurting, but this was the longest run I've ever done, and after Saturday's effort I think it went OK.

Wet, messy snow falling out there today, but hopefully that will all melt away quickly. I'll still be pretty light on the bike training the next week or so, but after that I'd like clear trails for some weekend MTB rides and other casual stuff to supplement the trainer and running. So that is that. Thanks for reading.

Saturday, December 2, 2006

Stolen Photo



Fun loving cyclists with an actual sense of humor.

The women of Ocean State Job Lot

But first, a word from our sponsors:

Wiktionary

joke (plural jokes)

1. an amusing story
2. something said or done for amusement


drama queen

1. (idiomatic) an exaggeratedly dramatic person (not always a woman)


Urban Dictionary

1. Curt Schilling
49 up, 39 down

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.


2. Curt Schilling
27 up, 23 down

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

3. Curt Schilling
28 up, 26 down

Pussy
Suffering from ADD

Curt Schilling licks butt cracks.




So last night I stumbled into Ocean State Job Lot. Not just any OSJL, but the Brockton location. Holy fucking shit. This place makes Building 19 look like Rodeo Drive. There is a calendar in the making here for sure (yes, I stole that from Paul and Al). I did manage to score a 30 box of trash bags for $2.39, a cheese slicer for $1.99, and two pair of reader glasses for $2 each. WTF solo? Give solobreak a break, ok? Thanks for reading.

Friday, December 1, 2006

King Biscuit Shower Hour

After the lashing we got on the lameness of blog entries that are nothing more than links to others, I was a bit ashamed to post a "Friday Links" entry today. Not as wigged out as Gewilli gets when showering with men, but just a little scared. But the G-man has handled that for us with today's post, so now I feel better. By the way Ge, showers ARE required at all UCI races, read the flyers. A few races seem to have squeaked by this reg, but at Noho, for instance, the availability was made quite clear, although they were not immediately adjacent to the venue. So should you get the urge to "rub asses" with Zoo and Treboner, you can knock yourself out at the RI races.

So here is my link:

Yet another cycling blogger with a sense of humor.

And even though I've probably posted this one before, expanding on Burt's post, we have the ghetto wines link.
Thanks for reading!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Choices

Which is a more difficult situation?

a) having few choices

b) having many choices

What the hell am I talking about?

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Cycling People

Well, once again, Solobreak was left off of People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" list. WTF? Any of the ladies who have known me and seen me dance know just what a travesty and a sham this is. And Solobreak wasn't the only cyclist dissed by these fools. In fact, I don't think there were hardly any athletes at all who even received an honorable mention. Do you have to be a famous entertainer to make this list? Then why don't they call it "Sexiest Rich as all fucking shit male entertainer alive?" And even then, who picks this shit? From the baby-faces on some of the top ten, I'm guessing it's a blue-ribbon panel of banished Congressmen and Catholic priests.

Sticking up for the rights of cyclists is part of our mission here. Beyond that, the power of the web and blogging has taken publishing out of the hands of the few and cast it in to the capable arms of the many. Print-media crap like People is going down like the back of the pack at a Cat 5 crit. So here we go, I'm launching my own "sexiest men alive" list, sure to become a worldwide phenomenon.

#5 Solobreak



What the hell, you didn't think I was going to leave myself off the list, did you? Yeah sure, my habits and mannerisms read like a list of turnoffs in a just about any woman's bio, but with wit, charm, athleticism, and dance moves like mine, none of that matters.

#4 Zoo



All I have to say here is "Save a little for next time dude."

#3 Gewilli



These stupid lists always have some father-figure guy on there, with a bunch of crap about how nothing is sexier than a man who cries, changes diapers, and makes waffles in the morning. Yeah, sure, whatever you say. This plays well to the couch cows who buy People, so we'll take a chance with it too. A close and tough one, Moveitfred and Feltslave were the also rans.

#2 C Todd



What list would be complete without a martini wine drinking, business class flying, loft living, silk tie wearing, chick pillowing party machine like CTodd? From the pic, you can obviously see the ladies are all over this guy. Thanks to the paparazzi for snagging this one. Bold got a few votes in this category, but since he hasn't made the switch from multi-sporter to bike racer yet, he just didn't get the nod. Besides that, once it was noted that CTodd had a copy of The Reluctant Metrosexual on his bookshelf (I'm not making this up!), the deal was sealed. Maybe next year Bold.

#1 This Person



'Cause nothing is sexier than a buff man's body, especially when it's attached to a woman. Or is that Gene Simmons?

Thanks for reading!

note: I stand corrected on CTodd's choice of adult beverage. I could have sworn there was a martini post back in his archives somewhere. And forgive me for the "nothing is sexier than a buff man's body" thing. Just shows I've been hanging out with the Cronoman too long (and he's probably pissed that I left Tommy M. off the list...) Really Ge, this was pure marketing. Until yesterday, the comments count has been way down. Looks like controversy sells better than sex. Who knew?

The you've got to be shittin' me department

Last night Cyclingnews.com reported that United States Anti-Doping Agency has reached an agreement with multi-doping violation "athlete" Genevieve Jeanson to overturn her "lifetime" ban and once again let the Canadian (kicked out of her native cycling organization for being a doper) race under the colors of the good ole U.S. of A. If there was ever a shred of evidence that USADA and USA Cycling were serious about curtailing doping amongst athletes, that is long gone now. "Give me your tired, your poor, your doped to the gills..."

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

When you hear me moaning and groaning

Here is a must read link. We should all be very grateful to KL for sending me this:

Masters Athlete Physiology and Performance

This is a scientific training site, focused on non-beginner masters, that isn't trying to sell you something, and although research based, is written in plain language and without all the latest buzzwords. Excellent information throughout, but be sure to check the main "Exercise Physiology" link and the running link. If you're training your ass off and it doesn't seem to be working, you might find some clues in here as to why.

I'm sure you also read the Vaughter's interview on cyclingnews. When this guy was racing, and all we had to go one were media snippets, and when he was a commentator on OLN, I found him hard to like. However, this quote just about says it all for me:

"I have never met one professional cyclist that wanted to dope. At least at the start of their careers. Not one."

Amen brother. We all get into this sport to get fit and be healthy. I know lots of us used the sport to get the hell away from recreational drugs and rockstar partying. So how is it that the best of the best, the most elite cyclists, the ones who train the hardest and take the best care of themselves end up using IV drugs and other unnatural shit? Thanks for reading.

Monday, November 27, 2006

P and L

Well, the sidebar gets an update today. No, didn't set any PRs or win any races, but I sold one frame and a couple of wheels at the bike swap. Someone got a great deal on my 1991 Panasonic team bike that I bought from Markie Mark back in 97. In the end I had to let it go for $100 to avoid taking it home. It had a brand new headset and bottom bracket, along with some nice single pivot Dura Ace brakes, the original 8 speed DA shifters and derailleur, and even a seatpost, seat, bars, and stem (all pretty junky though). The guy got a steal, but he didn't even realize it. I wanted at least $200, but the need to reduce the household inventory was just too great to resist the c-note. None of my other items fetched more than $20, but I blew out tons of old components, tires, etc, much of them for $1 a piece and ended up netting $300 total. I didn't even look at what the other vendors were selling, as my mission was to reduce, reduce, reduce. KL picked up an extra set of ATACs for $20, but that was the extent of the damage.

So I still have a set of brand-new, in the box, early nineties vintage Campy Chorus brakes, complete with levers, white hoods, and cables that you can have for the Blogger special price of $100 plus shipping. These are perfect of any Italian bike restoration project. My N.O.S. Campy Victory Strada tubular rims (one 32h and one 36h) also made the trip back home, and I'd be happy with $20 each for those. Oh yeah, and BTW, I got $1 for the black Silca from last week's picture. It went in the first two minutes of setup, so maybe I should have held out for $3 or so...

The riches gained on Sunday will allow me to pay for a massage that I probably don't need tommorow. The four day weekend, complete with mostly good weather, didn't yield a big block of training. I'm in downtime mode now. The change is hard to get used to, but the next three or four weeks really are the best time to back off from the bike. After the long season, the desire to ride just ain't happening for me. In good news, my back feels better, still very uncomfortable when trying to sleep, but otherwise not on my mind. Early weight gain however, presents a bit more of a problem. I've already attained a higher mass than I did at any point last winter. This is a bit strange, as my fall program of running exceeds last year's. Perhaps my diet has strayed a bit too far away from where it ought to be, which is another dissappointment, especially after skipping Thanksgiving and all (although I did score a $10 pie for $3 at the day after sale at Big Y).

Now I'm mulling a bigger commitment to running this winter. Things have gone quite well so far with my three day a week schedule. My race results are way better than ever before, albeit in small time local races that host only a handful of "real" runners. That doesn't matter though, as I've personally knocked over a minute/mile off of my race times from just two years ago, all with minimal run training. This weekend I discovered the FIRST running website, which advocates, of all things, a three day per week running program. They have (for free) plans to prepare for a 10K, as well as half and even full marathons while running just three days per week, with strong emphasis on recovery. It's hard for me to commit to a winter running project, as I'm not too keen on running between the snowbanks, but I think I'm going to give the half-marathon program a half-hearted try, and if the winter stays mild we'll see where that leads. The biggest change from my current casual running efforts will be to do a long run one day each weekend. Saturday KL and I stayed out on the trails of Borderland for 1:10, a record for me. Over the next two months I'm going to try to push this up past 90 minutes. There is a 15k race in Raynham in January, then a 10 miler in Foxboro in February. If all this works out, could a trip to New Bedford postpone the start of my 2007 cycling season? Thanks for reading

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Blunt Trauma



The dull ache across my upper back kept me up most of the night. I just couldn't get comfortable. I caught most of the News Hour with Jim Lehrer when PBS-44 decided to come in half way decent for a change (the joys of rabbit ears and no cable. TV just ain't worth it). Why the pain? I would never have predicted this one...



As you can see, KL and I went out mountain biking on Friday. Backing up to Thursday, the forecast deluge of rain was nice enough to mostly hold off until after the Tiger Turkey Chase 5 miler. This year's event attracted 370 runners, which is pretty good. The course around town measures more like 4.86 miles than 5, so I cannot count my 31:21 finish time as a PR, but this, and running in only 17 seconds behind KL reassured me that all hope and fitness has not yet been lost. Soon after the race, the skies opened and the rest of the day rain poured down. No, we did not eat turkey, no special feast, nothing like that. Afternoon gluttony just isn't our style.

Friday dawned clear and nice, but flooding in the woods was a certainty. Rather than waste time traveling to Blue Hills, we stuck to the local trails so that we could bail to the roads if the flooding proved too severe. The town forest was impassable, with the trail completely under water. Taking the road down to Borderland, the access road in was amazingly dry. We found things were generally not muddy, but huge puddles of standing water had accumulated here and there. At one spot over on the backside of the bog, runoff had completely swamped the main road:



Navigating around the temporary pond, we made our way up Mountain Road (surprisingly dry) and up into the Morse Loop at the north end of the park. We found some new single track the NEMBA crew had created and then KL got a lesson in riding through huge puddles as we came upon more flooding. Still no mud though. The day was nice and warm, so we stopped at a flat spot in the trail for a quick primer on log hopping. KL hasn't done much mountain biking, despite her storied career as a road racer. I'm not exactly John Tomac either, but I was the only instructor available. So we have this small log (huh-huh) laying across the trail, and I'm trying to show her ways to ride over it. This reveals that KL does not know how to do a wheelie. Well, apparently neither do I... Normally, I never get the front wheel anywhere near the balance point, instead merely lofting it just enough to get up onto an obstacle. Well, concentrating on form, I lectured her to select the correct gear, shift your weight back... gentle tug on the bars as you drive the bike forward... right fucking over, hard, never got unclipped at all, full force slam tailbone, shoulders, back of the head. Ouch. Fucking ouch. I lay there convulsing, wind 90% knocked out of me, as my pupil looked on in horror. Man that fucking hurt. Seeing stars, down on all fours, trying to suck some air into my temporarily squashed diaphragm.

I had my camera, water bottle, and inflator in my back pockets too. Luckily no damage. The helmet wasn't cracked either (I need a new one anyway though). My upper back, right between the shoulder blades, took the brunt of the impact. Luckily, the ground wasn't frozen, and there were only a few rocks to land on. Could have been worse. That concluded today's lesson.

We rode back home. I felt like shit the rest of the day. This morning my head is still a bit foggy and my back hurts like hell, but it's just an ache and no specific area of pain indicating anything broken. Looks like a steady diet of ibuprophen for another day or two. The weather looks awesome, so maybe we'll get out a bit today, but tommorow is the bicycle swap meet and I've got to turn some excess junk into cash. That's the scoop. Hope you all had a great holiday, and kept the jelly side up. Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

The sun finally made an appearance this afternoon. Blue Hill looked pretty inviting as the sun sunk into the west, illuminating the steep face of the hill that looks out past the cube farm and over Route 128.



The Lowell CX results were posted, and my name is somehow missing. Since they broke out the 35+ and 45+ results, but did not list any times, I'm left wondering exactly where I finished. I know I was one spot ahead of Jeff P. from Cyclonauts, but he was in the 35's. I was behind Leeberg from Gearworks, and also immediately behind and NEBC rider, but I'm not sure if it's the guy listed in the 35's or the one in the 45's. So I must have been somewhere between 16th and 19th in the 45's. Either that or they found a reason to DQ me (three steps forward in the pit without a bike? I don't think so, as there was no official in the pit and I was hidden behind the support van at the time of the alleged incident that only I know took place). Besides, usually they list DQs on the sheet. Oh well.

The course was excellent, very old school, yet without anything that wouldn't be acceptable at a top notch pro race. I wish this one fell earlier in the season when I still had a bit of fitness, as this is my kind of course. There were lots of good pedaling sections. Just for the hell of it, I started the race on my Yo Eddy. I got a much better than usual start after banging bars with some guy all the way into the backside of the running track. After the stone steps, I ended up just a bit more than halfway back through the field. On the MTB, riding the "run up" climb was quite easy, even with the mess that occurred on the first lap. On the downhill switchbacks, this bike was totally secure, even with 1.7 inch tires. The first lap I didn't lose too many spots, and even passed a few here and there. Then on the next lap I came upon JD riding his single speed. I passed him on the flat before the big climb, but then as I turned onto it, he comes flying by me. Apparently he was resting on the flat so that he could wind it up and carry speed into the hill. I rode in a group with him and some other guys the rest of the lap, but then one of my knee warmers slid down to my ankle. Knowing this was sure to snag the chainring, I pulled it off while we were on the track, but that took me longer than expected and I lost the group. That was the beginning of the end.

I blew myself up trying to catch them, and as I sucked wind to try and recover, Jimmy O'mara (BOB baby!) caught and passed me. I followed wild Jim, but when he bunny-hopped the stone steps I heard the hiss of his pinched rear tube. Of course, he kept riding hard (crazed ex-motocrosser) and I focused on trying to pass him on the inside, anticipating the inevitable slide out. This ended up totally messing me up, and I misjudged (actually forgot) where a corner was and slid to a near stop. After finally clearing my teammate/menace, I again blew myself to smithereens trying to regain the lost ground.

About this time, I was hearing "four to go" over the PA. That didn't seem correct, as we had already done four laps, and were 33 minutes into it. I wasn't sure if it were a 45 minute or a 50 minute. That was when I decided to switch to the cross bike on the next lap. I took the bike out of the pit, and right away I could feel how much easier it was to gain speed. The MTB would be faster in a one lap race, but the amount of power it took to keep it going was way higher. Of course, the cross bike wasn't on rails in the corners like the MTB, and compared to the one-finger V brakes on the Yo, the cross bike may as well have no brakes at all. The Frogleg cantilevers on there are a copy of ancient Mafac technology, and they are fucking useless.

After a few encounters with the tape, I lost yet more spots. Mercifully, (that word comes up a lot in cross race reports), the lap counter said two to go, and we would only do seven laps, not eight. I saved a bit to make a run at the three guys close in front of me, but when I wound it up on the track at the end, so did they, and I caught nobody. Gewilli even might have been able to have a go at me if he'd got a better start.

During this race I realized that continuing on this season was futile. My body was telling me all the wrong things during this race. The edge is now dull, and I couldn't go hard for more than half a lap without blowing up, and then it would take me forever to recover. Just a few weeks ago this was not the case. So that is it for me.

This was also my last race in the yellow, red, and blue clown suit of Team BOB. No, I'm not changing teams, but we have secured three new sponsors for the 2007, 2008, and 2009 seasons and will thus be racing in completely new kits next year. You'll just have to wait for the press release to see our new colors. This was a very big deal put together by Feltslave, with an exciting new product from a non cycling industry title sponsor. The product will hit the supermarket shelves this January, so make sure you buy tons of it. Thanks for reading!

Monday, November 20, 2006

And so it ends - my 2006 bike racing season



Results from the Lowell CX race haven't been posted yet, but I don't need to see them to know that I scored some big Bloggercross points yesterday, albeit a few less than Gewilli. No matter, as now I've met the five race minimum, and I'll be sitting on my point total from here on in. I am done.

A quick review of the training log reveals that I toed the line for competition 46 times this calendar year. This includes six running races (two each 5K, 10K, 5 mile, with a PR at each distance), nine training crits, five training time trials, three duathlons, five cyclocross races, and twenty-one bike races (counting individual stages). I had only one DNF, a flat tire in a training TT, and of course I didn't start the last stage at the GMSR. Then we had D2R2, not a competition, but this 10 hour epic helped make the year memorable. Surely my biggest season in years, and I snagged a few podiums at "real" races and managed to win a Tuesday night Wompatuck for only my second time ever.

At Lowell, I could only "race" for a half a lap without blowing up. Enough is enough. I've been training and racing pretty consistently for eight months and it's time for a break. I'll run in my local Thanksgiving day 5 miler on Thursday, then that will be that. Thanks for coming along for the ride!

Friday, November 17, 2006

Obligatory Friday Post

Quick and dirty post. Spent the morning on domestic hygiene and made some good progress, but I still have a long way to go. No training today. The week wasn't so bad, did a couple of runs, despite stubbing my toe badly on Monday, and I got in my usually telecommuting road ride during Wednesday's warmth. Applied some TLC to my Wicked Fat Chance, lubing the brake cables and putting on some old 1.7 Ritchey Megabites. Took the cages and bar-ends off too, so I might try it for a lap or two at Lowell.

I'll go all Gewilliesque now. Here is the menu today here at Canton:

Entree
B.B.Q. Rib Dinner with Baked Beans, Collard Greens, and Corn Bread

Rita's Choice
Blackened Catfish with Remoulade Sauce and Dirty Rice

Soup
Spicy Chicken Tortilla Soup

Specials
Assorted Pizzas
Fried Shrimp Po Boy with Shredded Lettuce and Spicy Red Pepper Mayo

What should I go with? Decisions, decisions. I'll have to scope it out. I've still been waiting for a sunny day to take some pictures of my lavish new digs.

So who is doing which race at Lowell? I want to go head to head with you clowns, but doing the masters at 10 am and getting it over with has a certain appeal too. I know Zoo and Feltslave are too junior to do the masters, but what about Gee? It would be really cool if moveitfred could take the boat ride and come to the city of boat people for the race too. This might be the last chance. Zoo and Felt doing the B's?

Thanks for reading.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Purple People Eaters

In honor of Feltslave's upgrade to Cat 3, I share this photo of my last moments as a Cat 4. This is July 1987, and I'm wearing the original purple colors of my first team, the Boston Road Club, who are also hosts to this weekend's cross race in Lowell.



This is the Bay State Games criterium, back when it was held right out on Memorial Drive in Cambridge. The start finish was between the bridges, and the course headed west, through the "cobbled" Mass Ave underpass before doing a hairpin turn and coming back east. You then did another hairpin and sprinted back up the other side. My day ended with a podium on the steps of one of those buildings (an MIT library maybe?), in 3rd place. Back then you needed three top 3's or six top 6's to upgrade, and this was my third 3rd place after similar finishes at Myles Standish (where Charge Pond is) and the old Springfield, Vermont criterium. As a Cat 4, we raced at 9 am, before all the cars had even been towed from the course, and I was out till 3 in the morning the night before...



Next up, just a quick one for Gewilli, here is my collection of Dura-Ace freewheel cogs. These work on both 6-speed and 7-speed bodies. All the ones in the plastic box are still brand new. I had a bunch of 7-speed bodies (still do) and my favorite combos for racing were 12-20 and 13-22. I miss the "even" gears... I had to throw that 12-17 Regina 6-speed can in there too. 42x17 low gear. Sound like fun? Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Cappo Il Bruce

No question who the head of the RIRGM is. The big leather plunger was the obvious link. Not as obvious (actually, impossible to see) was the actual Silca brand frame pump head in the plastic bag. In my blindness, I couldn't find the grommets, but I knew they were in there. Now I know who to call next time I'm looking for something.

Other acceptable answers would have been that the primary subjects were both Italian (the mafia reference was a hint, get it?) and that both pictures were taken in my dungeon. I should probably omit the "I majored in I.T. and I have a minor in my basement" joke, but I won't.

The Regina stuff, yeah, maybe you also noted two of them are the "Superleggera" alloy models that lasted about a week. Couldn't pass them up for something less than $100 each at the old Nashbar outlet store in Needham. One of them was a 12-17 that got converted to a 12-15 four-speed after the larger cogs ripped from the body as Il Bruce notes. I rode the district TT with it one year.



In this one, I had to throw the 6-speed 15-21 junior gear in there. Great for training. Shimano actually makes this kind of stuff available in 10 speed cassettes now. A 14-27 is perfect for the winter. Gewilli's rust comment motivated me to clean up the pumps. The black one seems toasted, it has no plunger; I don't think it was leather originally. The pink one successfully inflated an old Clement Super Condor that I dragged out for the occasion, but the guage doesn't work. Thanks for reading mofos!

Shiny Objects

The blog has apparently been enjoying a recent spike in popularity. As you know, the writing has been rather, uhhhh, uninspired lately, so it must be the pictures that are attracting all the attention. Actually, I think it's the old newspaper with the cross article. That sort of stuff has always been the main traffic driver over on my personal website. Nonetheless, if it's pictures the public wants, that's what you'll get. I know my prose provides more substance, and generally I'm not bashful about extolling my vast wisdom, but hey, I got a new camera.

This one is for Gewilli and the Il Bruce, aka the Rhode Island Retrogrouch Mafia.



This one is also for you guys.



Now the bonus question: Who can provide me with two reasons why the subject matter of these photos are related? Zoom in and look closely. Thanks for reading.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Fact of the Day

Did you know that Providence was once home to a 10,000 seat velodrome known as the Providence Cyclodome?

Check it out

Built in 1925, the track also hosted the Providence Steamroller NFL team for seven years. Couldn't find much other info.

More on the Mudder

OK, since Gewilli can't seem to wait, here is my race report for UNH. The results aren't posted yet, so we'll just have to see how accurate this is.

Starting back on Friday, I got up to the KLNTC a bit late in the day. Heading out on the CX bike by myself, my route went north toward Plymouth. Taking Bridgewater Hill Road to Dick Brown Road would point me to Newfound Lake. I'd never done it in this direction before... Luckily I had my 38 mm tires and 12-32 cassette. I was in the 38x32 much of the way up, wishing for more. There were three or four "XXXX HILL ROAD" signs that I didn't stop to photograph, because I was in oxygen debt already. There was also "Alpine Road" which doesn't have hill or mountain in the name, but still should be good enough. I bombed down 3A past Newfound and into Bristol, then took the ever so lumpy-profiled Old Bristol Road back to the homestead, bringing it in at around two hours. This was a nice opener up ride after taking four days for R&R from Monday to Thursday. On to Durham.

We had received the email from the promoter warning of a mud bath. I'd have bagged it for sure, but the weather forecast called for temps in the incredibly unseasonable 60's, so I armor-alled the bike, packed up, and headed down via Route 4, which makes up the right armpit of New Hampshire (Route 4 west toward Lebanon is neck and neck with Claremont for the left armpit title). Things started to look nicer as we neared the seacoast, less discount cigs signs, and more trees. I'd never been to the UNH Durham campus before, and I must say I was impressed. The course was easy to find, and there was ample paved parking. They were running pretty late, and I had about 30 minutes to get ready for the master's race, but I decided that was too much of a stretch, so I signed up for the Senior 3 race which started two hours later.

Basically this course had two halfs (duh), moist and slightly hilly in the front, and muddy in the back (huh-huh, huh-huh). You could see the entire front half from registration. After kitting up, I tried to check out the backside, but soon realized the entire area was under two inches of water. What once was a crappy rugby practice field was already a furrowed mess of shredded grass, manure, water, and mud. It was flat and non-technical, but there were about 400 meters of flat "grass" that wove back and forth, and it was only about 50% rideable. The runners looked much faster than those who tried to ride, so it was really a question of economy. I immediately planned on doing A LOT of running, and chose to warmup on the road only, as well as going for a jog. I never even previewed the entire course, as keeping the bike clean seemed like a better way to go.

I duct-taped my shoes and even my socks to be sure the straps would stay secure in the shin-deep muck. I lined up with 27 other starters, all younger than I, some by twenty years. We took off and I stayed at the back to get a look at the course. We weaved through some technical parts and then when we dumped out into the deep mud I dismounted and immediately ran by three or four who were bogged down up to their hubs. I may have run a bit too much the first lap, as I got pretty blown. The next lap I settled in, but after trying to ride some of the deep cuck, I got out on the front half of the course and my chain was skipping like crazy, as the derailleur had dragged through the deep mud and now was an unrecognizable blob the size of a softball. The only two gears I used the rest of the race were the 38x27 and the 38x24. It was that slow. The third lap I made sure I rode through some of the deepest standing water in an attempt to rinse the bike, then from that point on I ran all the deep sections, also trudging through the deepest water to try and keep the shoes clean. I may have passed one more guy, then another with a mechanical, but honestly I haven't got a good idea of where I ended up.

I was surprised when the one to go bell sounded. I made a good charge on the running sections, but didn't catch the next guy. It was over 41 minutes after it started, so mercifully the officials didn't keep us out there past five laps. I got cleaned up under an unattended spigot, thankful that the duct tape kept my shoes from getting ruined. There were about two pounds of grass tangled around each cantilever stud. We got going while it was still light out, and I felt great, really opened up, like I'd done a running race. My average HR for this littel soiree turned out to be 167, with tons of time over 170. Yowza. We'll see when (if) the results come out, but I'm guessing there were some DNF's ahead of me too, so maybe 20th? Sunday we rode the MTBs and found some great roads, the dirt sections would have been OK for road bikes. Next year we'll have some great loops mapped out. Not sure about Friday, but Sunday was 660 meters of climbing in under two hours, never more than seven miles from the homestead. Very cool. Thanks for reading.

Hill Street Blewz











These might give you some idea of what the riding is like at the KL North Training Center.

3073 Words

Since the UNH results aren't up yet, I'll have to go visual this morning. Nice rides both Friday and Sunday up at the KL North Training Center. Found some new roads that we really want to share with the flatlanders...



Nice drivetrain panda shot. Check out the movie.



The CX steed poses in front of the sprawling KL North Training Center.



If MoveitFred can have a church on his blog, so can I. Thanks for reading.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Mudder

UNH CX, see, I'm not afraid of the muck. Check out the video. Half of the lap, it was faster to run. Of course, this meant I was fucking blown. At least it was warm. There was at least 10 pounds of dirt, grass, and cow shit caked onto my bike by the time it was all over. Yeah, sure, it doesn't look so muddy, but that is only because my intrepid film crew wasn't foolish enough to wade over to the worst part of the course. The section in the video was one of the faster sections; some laps I rode it.

Gewill was busy rinsing pacifiers and scarfing down Kozy Shack while the real racers romped in the mud.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

More CX Nostalgia



This is the Old Colony Memorial sports page from December 17, 1992. Maybe this would have been more appropriate for next week, as the race which is covered is the Plymouth CX running next Sunday. The top photo features none other than Curley, resplendent in his champ's jersey and Bolle Adam Ant glasses, Mike Barrett, and Tom Stevens. Then we have Kathi Riggert going over the hurdles, followed by Solobreak sipping water after breaking his frame in the famous Oak Tree Incident, and Markie Mark riding unattached. If you click the photo it will take you to a higher res version, and if you zoom in with an image editor you should be able to read the text. Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Quiet at last

Sorry for my postlessness. Taking the week off from training, at least until Friday. It already seems like it has been an eternity, which I guess is a good thing. As I do whenever I don't post, I've been trying to step up my comments on other people's blogs. Gewilli, thanks for noticing.

I'm getting some stuff done at home that I've been putting off. Also had two of my nerd friends from work over Tuesday night to watch White Castle. So fucking funny. Clerks2 comes out on DVD November 28. I am not much of a movie guy, don't have cable, spent lots of time without a TV, just never got into sitting and watching stuff, but I like to laugh.

Today is our first day at the Canton building. I was going to do a photo essay with my new digicam (just bought a cheap Nikon L4 so I could take it on the bike. Didn't want to get carried away, as usual...), but it was raining this morning, and still is. My entire group (all five of us) are holed up in a training room because all our stuff did not get moved here on schedule. Maybe later... We got a great spot though, my cube is tucked way into a quiet corner of the building, which is nice because this place has 600 seats and most of it is pretty open. Living large with five entrees a day to choose from in the caf... Thanks for reading.

Sunday, November 5, 2006

Farmed Out

Saturday started when the alarm went off at 3:48 am. For some reason, I though Farmington was at least a 2.5 hour drive, and I wanted to be early in order to get a good warmup. Well, I still didn't get out the door until 6:15, but I had my bike lubed, checked, and ready to go. Driving was fast and easy. With the end of summer "travel season" the Mass Pike was rather deserted at that hour. Around 7:30, rolling toward Hartford, I looked at my watch and realized Bold, Kahuna and others were just beginning their day long odyssey at the Florida Ironman Triathlon. You go girls!

I arrived at the Winding Trails Recreation Center/Buffy and Chip Mercedes Park right around 8:15, only two hours from home. Farmington is one wierd-assed town, in a wierd-assed state, with wierd-assed people, and this venue is pretty wierd-assed. It's some kind of planned community of mega-priced condo type homes for the insurance executives and other Connecticuttites that live around there, and how the hell anyone convinced them to allow an annual cross race is beyond me. Snagging a prime spot right next to the Cronoman and Tim-mee!, I was also adjacent to staging. Garabed was there behind Tim-meee's! van riding the trainer with a full cast on his lower leg, giving an interview to a reporter from the Hartford Courant who was apparently gullible enough to believe that a 54 year old dude with an 18 year old attitude was going to do a cross race with a broken leg. I wish I could pick up a copy of the paper to see that story.

I was able to do a record two full preview laps of the course before the C-monkeys and the B Masters herd rolled off. Feltslave ran away and hid from the field, winning handily. Time to move up to the B's sandbagster! Zoo man took a few minutes from his busy schedule of chick pleasuring to also complete the race, a couple of ticks of the clock behind the flying fruit buyer. On to the masters. I'd pre-regged pretty early, and I had been assigned number 31, just one row behind the seeded riders. Seemed sweet, as the field numbered 97 starters. The start went OK, I held my spot on the long paved stretch, but chaos ensued after we hopped the curb onto the double-track, and all hell broke loose when we hit the first sandpit. I did not fare too well, as at first I thought I was going to be able to ride it, then I got taken down rather clumsily, but the worst part was that after running out with everyone else, I was in WAY too big of a gear. Going up the hill into the chicane, I lost about ten spots lugging it over.

The Chainbiter course has always been excellent, but this year they pulled out all the stops and made it about ten feet wide all the way around. On the long grind hill out of the chicane, I thought I was doing OK, but I was very close to blowing up. Once we descended back down and looped through the fields and playgrounds, I still hadn't recovered much. The second lap was even worse. Fast guys had already gone around me, but I'd also moved past some who got good starts before chunking it early. At the completion of the second lap, I was still fighting, but totally gassed. When I saw laps cards that said four to go, that may have been my last second as a real bike racer this year. I'd been expecting a five lap race, as the C-men only did four. Four more laps? Fuck! There was no way I could hang on, and unable to withstand the pain, I caved. At least ten riders flew by me on the climb. I was still going hard enough to be suffering, but it wasn't enough. The next lap, I found myself with the same backmarkers I'm used to duking it out with. My good starting spot had meant nothing. Later on, I would see that the winner of the race wore bib 86, meaning he started in the back row. So there you go. On this course, you could move up if you had to, and had the legs...

The fifth time up the long grind, I had the sense to put the bike in the little ring. I'd been staying in the big ring all the way around in order to avoid my recurring front derailleur overshifting problems. We'd tried making some adjustments pre-race, but even with the limiter screw turned in all the way I could throw the chain if I were careless. Last year on this course I figured out the little ring was way better, but didn't remember this tidbit until late in the race this year. Not only was spinning up it faster, it left me way less extended, and thus able to make some real power over the flats on the rest of the course. On the last lap, once again I spun, holding off Paul Weiss (Portland Velo) and Wayne Cunningham (NEBC). On the long grade, I could see a group of about six riders not too far up. I knew if I dug deep, I could probably catch the group, but I also knew how much that would hurt, and doubted whether I could capitalize on the move and actually pass any of them during the final half lap. A real racer would have gone for it, but like a wounded animal, I pussied out and stayed within my limits on the climb.

Once we got down on the flats, I gassed it hard, putting some distance on those behinds me, but the group ahead accelerated and shattered and I caught nobody. I just rolled it in for a not so stellar 63rd out of 84 finishers (97 starters), also 2/3 of the way down in the 45+ standings.

The drive home was not bad, and I was back on the couch by 1:50 pm, surely a record. Saturday night my knee was sore, and as I lay there with an ice pack, I had to consider ending my season right then and there. I've already had two knee surgeries, and they were the reason I gave up on cyclocross the first time ten years ago. I love the road too much to mess things up just doing this for a winter pasttime. The gains I've made in overall fitness and conditioning, along with preventive massage, and not to mention the modern, kinder, gentler cross courses have made it a lot less risky to compete, but maybe I've had enough for this year. My road season started in early April, and I've competed over 30 times since then, not including training races.

Sunday morning I got up at 4 am, as I was already preregistered for Northampton. I got ready, but when it was time to go, I realized I was not motivated and was also unsure about my knee. I bagged it, instead heading up to the KL north training center to spend the day with my sweet frauline. We went mountain biking at Gunstock, where she dropped me on every climb. My knee was OK, but I still realized that not racing was the correct decision, as my body had nothing to offer. I'm not sure why I'm so dead, maybe it's long term burnout, or maybe last Sunday's double-duty 10K and cross race spanked me so hard that I'm done in. Either way, this week I'm not training. I'll see how I feel on Friday, and maybe dabble in a race next week just so I might have an ounce of fitness for Lowell, because I like the course and it is a nice lower profile race. After that, I'm done. Thanks for reading.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Training by numbers...

... and how it might mislead you. Here is a bar chart of my total training hours for the first ten months of this year, both running and cycling:



Here is another chart, same timeframe, but this one shows only time spent in zones 4 and 5:



The first chart contains all of the information that is in the second chart, but breaking it out and looking at them together graphically emphasizes the fact my time at intesity varies less than my total time. Comparing the two, we can see that the two months with the most time at intensity, April and October, were not the highest monthly totals. In the case of October, it is not even close. One might conclude this was due to shorter daylight constraining training time, and weekend competitions at high intensity tend to skew the percentages of time at intensity upward. In the case of October, this may or may not be entirely true. In the case of April, however, I suspect a relatively lower overall level of fitness has something to do with it, especially when comparing to the summer months.

During the peak season, total hours are up, and so is fitness. Therefore, HR is depressed for two reasons, first fatigue, and second because with high fitness it takes a much bigger effort to drive the HR up.

My numbers during last week's races were extraordinarily high. Was this due to an extremely focused, intense effort, or waining fitness? Does it even matter at this stage of the season? More commentary is sure to follow. Right this second, getting out the door for a run is much more important. Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Out here in the fields

The change of the clocks brings with it the return of glorius morning sunshine. This morning I was out on the cross bike at 6:45, rolling across the sheep pasture not long after that. Now I know why sheep wear wool. At 34 degrees when I left the house, there was no ice, but I guess I'm going to have to invest in some new gloves. The good news is that on these morning rides, as I warm up, so does the day.

The fields are lumpy, and I slalommed around a bit in a weak effor to tamp the grass down. After a bit I upped my pace, but it was still too early in the morning for S.H.I.T. No running today either. My hamstrings still doth protest from Sunday's run. I ground around at low cadence, reaching upper zone 3 for several minutes before heading back home and cooling down.

Only one dog walker out there today, which is kind of surprising. It wasn't that cold, and I thought the dawn's early light might mean sharing the space with more people. I am quite lucky to have this resource right next to home. I was able to put together a six minutes lap quite easily, and I can extend this without difficulty. Some night I am going to have to go over there and clear away some loose sticks and crap, but for the most part it is good to go. The grass has grown back a bit since the Harvest Fair, but I might meet up with the guy who does the upkeep some morning and arrange for him to mow my track down.

Still waiting for word on whether or not tommorow will be my last day in Lowder Brook. The rumor is we're moving to Canton, which will be sweet. Working right in the Blue Hills will be a big bonus when afternoon daylight returns. That building also has a better gym and a 5/8 mile horse racing track that can be used for running (There are a bunch of stables on the premises, but I've never seen any horses. Long story, but basically the prior owners who developed the property agreed to preserve the farm, so now we do it). Let me know if that link doesn't work, as I'm not sure if it can be accessed from the outside world.

Farmington and Noho on tap this weekend. The forecast high's are for real cross weather, as in cold. Both courses are pretty fast. These were my two best cross races last year so I'm hoping to do better than usual. Not sure how much racing I'll do after this.

Built up a front wheel Sunday, an older 28H American Classic hub laced to a Mavic Reflex clincher rim. I've got two more of these rims, one 28H and a 32H, and I picked up some 10s Ultegra hubs to go with them. I've got spokes to do the 28, but I'll need to get some 294 and 295's for the 32H. This will alleviate my shortage of "modern" back wheels. I'm going to try using a bunch of spacers from old cassettes to convert a freehub wheel to a single speed too. Not sure which frame I'll try this on.

I'm gonna get panned by KL for writing another post devoid of wit. Sorry. I had some good ideas, but now that morning training is back, I'm writing from the cube farm, so I had to check my imagination at the elevator door. Maybe later. Thanks for reading.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Hey, this is hard (huh-huh)

Saturday's weather was like a hurricane around here, with flash flooding all over the place as two inches of rain fell during the daytime. The town highway crew was out in the street all day shoveling the leaves out of the storm drains to keep my street passable. KL spent the day over at the cross course in nearby Canton, where World MTB Champion Allison Dunlap was hosting a clinic. Luckily, they were able to stage some of the drills in the parking garage, but she reported the NAV host club for Sunday's race was diligently setting up the course and making their best effort to clear and control the falling leaves. Well, they did a hell of a job, because when Sunday dawned crisp and clear, the newly reconfigured course was not only clear and fast, but miraculously the mud and puddles were minimal. I am not sure how this happened; I guess the extreme high winds that blew the storm out of town evaporated a lot of water while they were at it.

Of course, my day Sunday did not begin with the cross race. First up was my annual attempt at the Canton Fall Classic 10K, which this year fell on the same day as the cross race whose venue the run race passes. My race started before I even got to the race. The logistical challenge of getting my cross stuff to the course, as well as snagging a good parking place almost did me in. I packed up my bike and race kit, as well as KL's stuff and some food. KL would ride her bike over to get a warmup. I stopped at the run race headquarters, where a larger than usual turnout of 132 for the 5K, and 280 for the 10K had registration and parking extra chaotic. I was running late, but I picked up my number and proceeded to drive to the cross race, parking in a prime spot right next to Lynchie. By now it was about 8:45, and I was almost a mile from the 9 am start of the 10K. I pinned up and started jogging back up the road, making a pit stop in the bushes on the way. My jog turned to a full on run as panic set in when my watch showed 8:55. I trotted up to the waiting throng with about three minutes to spare, enough to get my HR under control, but not enough for any meaningful stretching. On the way back though, the headwind was unreal, gusting to well over 30 mph, so the start would not only be downhill, but also be tailwind. The backside of the loop though, well, that is mostly uphill, and...

I found my old Bike Link teammate Big Mig, who also was running. Lining up near the front, off we went, along with the 5K runners who would turn off onto their course after about 3/4 mile. I was about eight runners back as things sorted out. It was fast for me, but I knew if I wanted to run a PR, this had to hurt. One or two passed me as the course started downhill at 1/2 mile, then a few more. The first mile caller reported 5:44 as I passed. Hmmmmm. I knew there was no way I could run splits like that the entire distance, but since it was downhill with a tailwind I had to put time in the bank. Every time I checked the Polar it was in the high 160's or over 170, which is redzone, but I felt OK, so focusing on form, I soldiered on.

There was no marker for mile two, but I think it was at the water stop, which would have given me a split of around 6:05. The course meanders through a neighborhood before going up a 300 meter wall that leads to the next long downhill. Last year I blew by a lot of people on the wall, but this year I was already at my limit and didn't want to strain a quad. I was still in the top 15 at this point. Going by mile 3 the split was 18:30. The 6:10 pace would easily put me under 40, but the second part of the course is almost all uphill, and the wind would be an issue. Luckily the first section of road that takes you back up through millionaire's row is shrouded with trees and the wind was not too noticeable. I lost another spot or two and felt like dog meat. I knew I was slowing down. The 4th mile took 6:42. The fifth mile brought more uphill, although there was one downhill roller before it turned up a wind-exposed wall to finish it off. The stiff breeze was not hitting us head on however, and the final 1.2 miles would be run with a crosswind. I went by the watchholder and he called out 32:18. Mile 5 had taken 7:07, but now it was just a very gentle grade the rest of the way.

I did a lot of math in my head then next few minutes, realizing I could at least do a course record for me, maybe a 10K PR, and if I really humped it, 40 minutes was within reach. I was dyeing though, and one more runner came by at about a half mile to go, and he offered some encouragement. It flattens out at the last turn, but there is still a bit more from there. I gave it everything, but when I finally turned into the temple parking lot and the finish clock read 40:14, my heart sank. I ran it in, thinking I did a 40:24, which would at least be a 10K PR by two seconds, but later I found my official time was 40:27. I missed my spring Cohasset time by one second. For this course though, I took off about a minute from last year, and considering the wind and pine-cone littered streets this year, that is encouraging.

Cooling down afterwards, I also met up with Kent Landrum. Kent was one of the first bike racers I ever met when I started out twenty years ago. He used to captain the Boston Road Club cat 3 team, and was the ride leader of our old Wednesday night training ride in the Blue Hills. It was good to see him, and he ran a good race, finishing right near Big Mig in the 46 minute range.

On to the cross course. KL had ridden over and rolled alongside me as I walked back to the other venue. The wind was really howling now, and even though it was sunny and in the fifties, it felt chilly. I was pretty toasted and briefly thought about bagging out, but in the end I registered for the A masters and got dressed. I fitted my tubulars, as the course did not have many rocks or roots, consisting instead of mostly fast grass and pavement. The B masters was going on, so I dropped off my pit wheels and just barely had time to ride a preview lap as the finishers came across. Knowing I was cooked, I knew I'd be lining up at the back anyway. The A Masters field was smaller than usual, only 62 riders. At the start, I finally met and introduced myself to Murat, who was getting his feet wet in his first ever cross race.

The gun went off and I rolled out DFL, riding at a warmup pace. Spotting the next to last rider almost 50 meters by the first hurdle, I continued on, knowing a big bottleneck awaited at the end of the paved sidewalk through the woods. Sure enough, spying the total clusterphuck of tangled bikes and fuming tempers ahead, I actually had to slow myself down to let it clear so I could ride up the little hill. Once we got through there, things were strung out enough for real racing, and I tried to make an effort. My legs were toasted from the 10K though, and my general energy level wasn't exactly off the charts either. At the top of the "big" runup, all the other NEBloggercross suckage competition participants heckled me from the sidelines, assuring me that my last swinging dick field position would make me a lock for this week's top suckage points getter. I showed them though, passing two riders going around the running track, unleashing the kind of big-ring power these pantywastes can only dream about.

I made up a few more spots as one or two riders fell by the wayside with mechanicals. The friggin' barriers were more like 50cm high than 40, and both my calves would nearly sieze each time I made my lethargic leaps over them. Once I stumbled and nearly took one face first. Laps 2-5 were pretty uneventful though. Believe it or not, I kept up good intensity and my average HR for the race ended up at 166, about normal. I held my spot and finished five from last, doing my five laps in 50:08. Gewilli, take note that your time in the B Masters was 50 minutes flat, so you are just about as pathetic as I was, even without running a 10K prior to the cross. Thanks to the extended course which took even the leader almost 9 minutes/lap, I finished on the lead lap. The rest of the day was spent going on a cooldown ride with the Cronoman and heckling KL, Amanda, the Menkenator, and Jen in the woman's race. Big Mau kicked ass and won by a huge margin. Way to go Mau!

Last but not least, thanks to Todd C (as opposed to C Todd) and the entire NAV team for pulling this thing off. There wear a lot of dickheads warming up on the course during the women's race, and I wish the officials would get some balls and actually take some names and DQ these losers, but that won't happen. The barriers HAD to be way over height, but other than that the course was in amazingly good shape, and the new additions were excellent. They took out the sucky off camber section too, another plus. All in all an excellent race, and close to home too. Thanks for reading.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Solo the Pooh-Pooh and the Blustery Day

I heard you missed me, I'm back! No post for two days, so I need to get going so Zoo will have something to plagurize. Monday, no training, slept in before work and then went for a massage after. I guess I didn't really need one, as the usual "good pain" just wasn't so intense. That's ok though.

Tuesday morning I went out for my typical morning run around the woods and the sheep pasture. With the Canton Fall Classic 10K coming up this Sunday, and since I'm fully recovered from the duathlon last weekend, I tried to run a good pace over my bread and butter loop, which is somewhere around 4.5 miles, maybe a hair more. Right away, my legs felt great (well duh, just had a massage) but I was sucking wind, or so it seemed. Passing the first time check (which is around a mile out) in 7:20, I thought OK, not so bad. For the rest of the run though, my HR hovered in high zone 3 and low zone 4, with my PE quite high and me feeling noticeably winded. I ended the loop in 34:15.

Now, my training this fall has been pretty haphazard. I haven't really had a plan or goal since way back in August. This time of year I'm just transitioning to running and off season training, and trying to milk my fitness as long as possible. The two duathlons were my main events, meaning only that I made sure I stayed rested for a day or two prior to each. Well, the fitness milking may have reached the bottom of the udder. First, at Gloucester two weeks ago, I finished behind Zoo. Next, on Saturday, Gewilli drops me on Big Blue, a climb he has never seen before. Now, I'm sucking wind while running 7:30's on fresh legs. Anybody home? Sure, I had dropped my chain at Gloucester, and Gewilli was taking pace from my girlfriend, but it just might be time to start a little hard training if I want to enter any more contests this year.

Undaunted, today I decided to start up with some Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). My pathetic little 30 minutes zone 1 spins on the trainer just aren't cutting it. After a grueling four hours at the keyboard, I headed out on the Slim Chance for a lunch ride, where howling winds and swirling leaves awaited me on the October roads. Clad in just (XL yet somehow still too short) knickers and LS team jersey, the chill in the air motivated me to crank it up and forge into the wind with my head and shoulders down (unlike my losing sprint at Sunapee). I sorta TT'd over toward Moose Hill in Sharon, and got the HR all the way up to zone 5C on the little climb leading into the center. Ditto on the Moose itself, and I kept it rolling over the crest and back toward Wolomolopog Street for the tailwind home. Clunk. WTF?

My right cleat had other ideas, and three of four screws had fallen out. Slipping my foot out of the stuck to the pedal shoe, I was forced to stop. I borrowed a screw from the left foot and refastened the cleat, heading back at a more sedate pace so as not to rip the bottom of the shoe out. Oh well. Got in an hour twenty.

So yeah, I guess I'm rested and need to train with some feeling, at least for the next few weeks. At Canton I'm planning to do double duty and race the 'cross after the 10k, and then next weekend we have double Verge races at Farmington and Noho. Then it looks like the UNH and Putney races on Veteran's day weekend, Lowell after that, and then some running race on Thanksgiving. Of course, I must avenge my losses to Zoo and Gewilli. Now it's off to practice my dance moves in front of the mirror, just in case Meg ever shows up with a video camera and a forty of OE 800. And oh yeah, screw the Tigers. I know we're an AL city, and I learned baseball watching Gibson and St. Louis crush the Impossible Dream in '67, but I still appreciate NL-style play and was always an Ozzie Smith fan. Besides, the Detroit fans showed zero class at player introductions on opening night, and Rogers is a friggin' meathead. Go Cardinals! Thanks for reading.