Seen at the races

Can you tell it's sweeps week and my ratings are down? Since the nudity ploy failed to generate any extra comments and/or traffic, I'm going further down the low road with an audience participation/reality show combo. Here's the debut of a new monthly feature "Seen at the races." Anything strange, funny, oddball, real, exciting, whatever, so long as you actually saw it at a race. Links to photos acceptable, but not required, especially since I don't have any.

I'll get us started:

1) brand-new looking chain laying in the road (Sterling, first lap, top of hill by start/finish).


This is not Wolfie! And what's wrong with a white kit?

2) Wolfie in a scally cap (Jiminy Peak, parking lot, just before he bailed on the race because it was drizzling)

3) Hot underage chick in a short shorts. (ummmm... some crit)

Thanks for reading.