Shy, Quiet, and Reserved

I received a few complaints this weekend from people who got a bit squeamish hearing my tales of anal woe. Apologies are probably in order. Those who know me best understand how out of character such stories are for me. Normally I'm very private, reserved, conservative in conversation, almost bashful in a way. Certainly not the type of person prone to spontaneous displays of public nudity or anything like that... I guess having a half dozen different doctors give me the two finger salute in a 72 hour period, combined with having a different nurse come to the house every day and say "lie on your right side and pull your left knee up to your right chest. And could you reach back with the free hand and pull the cheek aside a bit so I can have a better look?" somehow desensitized me, and I let that lack of sensitivity slip into both my blog and personal conversations. I hereby apologize to all of you who were left speechless and squirming. With any luck, it won't happen again. Thanks for reading you fucking pansies.