Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Lame Link

I'll beat Gewilli to the punch and post a link to the cycling style etiquette article on Pez. Looks like Josh must have been reading my gumby hunting post in between stages at the Tour de Nez. Leadout points to anyone who can ID three violations I've been known to perp. Thanks for reading.

2 comments:

  1. Moveitfred's best guess:

    1) no shirt + bibs

    2) "Tasmanian Devil" figurine on handlebars.

    3) 7-yr-old transparent butt panel bibs.

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  2. Stylin' Solos fashion faux pas':

    no neon colored helmets! White is the only acceptable helmet color. (we know how Solo feels about white cycling gear, esp, white bar tape)

    Your jersey must match your shorts, which must match your arm warmers, which must match your socks.

    no mountain bike shoes on the road bike!

    you must bring all your cycling gear in a cycling specific duffle bag such as a Specialized or Rudy Project bag. Brown paper bags or shopping bags are never acceptable.

    no bare butts in the parking lot.

    Am I close?

    No need to try and lead me out, at this point I'd be happy to be able to stay in your draft.

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