We have a problem. When I'm just kidding, people think I'm serious. When I'm being serious, people think I'm kidding. Is it really that hard? (very important, say it like you're from Boston. You know you wish you really were. Wicked bad too).
Why the fuck are you reading this? Why does anyone give a shit what I think? Kidding or serious?
Thanks for reading (that's serious). Tool (just kidding). Maybe.
So wait a minute -- if I can't tell if the writer is being serious or kidding about something, that's my fault?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the job of the guy writing to convey himself clearly.
So you tell me -- is it that haaahd?
"A good writer would never keep reader guessing."
ReplyDeletea) that's gold right there, Borat.
b) what's that got to do with you?
c) TGIF. mofo.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not even going to *think* about saying any of this goes over anyone's head... I need all six of you who are left to keep coming back!
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