Nega-Coach Winter Charity Fundraiser

Because Animals Don't Suck

Nega-Coach, in cooperation with solobreak, will be hosting a special event this Saturday at the cyclocross race in Wrentham, which I'm not going to name (for obvious liability reasons). The world's foremost bicycle racing prepatore/life coach will be offering one-time only special programs solely to benefit MSPCA Angell.

Announcing the Nega-Coach 40-40-40-40-40 Plan

This Saturday, your $40 donation to the MSPCA will get you 40 minutes of personalized Nega-Coaching from the sidelines at the race, 40 days and 40 nights of follow up coaching to help you through the winter and maybe not suck so much next year, and a 40 oz beverage of your choice! Sound too good to be true? Well it gets better. Consume your chosen beverage in front of our Nega-Coach banner, and maybe let us photograph it, and Nega-Coach will match your $40 donation! That's right -- world class coaching, free beverages, and matching funds to a charity in need. How can you turn this down? You can't.

If you suck so bad that even 40 days of Nega-Coaching can't turn your results around, for a $200 donation you can get ONE ENTIRE YEAR of the full-monty coaching program, plus your choice of Campy Chorus brakes, 9 speed Ultegra crank, FSA Energy compact crank, or a pair of Tufo tubular cyclocross tires. All items are brand-new, in the box, never used.

If you're a bike racing couch bum and don't even have $40, we will be glad to take any donations, and we'll match them too, up to our breaking point anyway. No money at all? Well, we don't believe you, but just bring some bike stuff out of your basement and we'll try to sell it at inflated prices, with the entire amount going to MSPCA/Angell. How much can we raise? That all depends on you. Come prepared with your check made out to MSPCA/Angell, or simply go to this link and donate directly using a credit card. Bring your web receipt with you to the race to redeem your beverage, parts and coaching. It's that easy!


Thank you for reading and please support the MSPCA whether you can attend the race or not. If you want to be a real trooper, make a video of yourself downing a 40 in front of a homemade Nega-Coach sign and post it on YouTube, or send us a picture or something. If you do this at CX nats then you are a true hero. And donate! Send us proof and you'll get all the Nega-Coaching you can handle!