The women of Ocean State Job Lot

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Wiktionary

joke (plural jokes)

1. an amusing story
2. something said or done for amusement


drama queen

1. (idiomatic) an exaggeratedly dramatic person (not always a woman)


Urban Dictionary

1. Curt Schilling
49 up, 39 down

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.


2. Curt Schilling
27 up, 23 down

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

3. Curt Schilling
28 up, 26 down

Pussy
Suffering from ADD

Curt Schilling licks butt cracks.

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So last night I stumbled into Ocean State Job Lot. Not just any OSJL, but the Brockton location. Holy fucking shit. This place makes Building 19 look like Rodeo Drive. There is a calendar in the making here for sure (yes, I stole that from Paul and Al). I did manage to score a 30 box of trash bags for $2.39, a cheese slicer for $1.99, and two pair of reader glasses for $2 each. WTF solo? Give solobreak a break, ok? Thanks for reading.