What evil old monster demons do on their lunch hour

Man I guess I'm old and out of touch. Amongst all the gloom and doom of off season blogs spreading their good word of depression, I had an idea for a post. I was going to do "GeWilli's Top Ten Training Songs." Or something like that. I was thinking of "No Woman, No Cry" and Tears for Fears and stuff like that. Of course, I can't think of ten off the top of my head, so I put "cry lyrics" into google. I get Mandy Moore and Faith Hill and James Blunt. Who are these people? The only two artists I knew in the first fifty hits were Guns n Roses and Johnny Cash, and both were songs that I'm not familiar with. I give up. Too out of touch. Too old. Thanks for reading.